Hello, my dear and beloved readers! As a rule, ideas for writing articles come to me while aimlessly surfing the Internet. Have you ever noticed that most teaser ads contain pornographic references? Website visitors are offered to enlarge members, develop vaginal muscles, prolong pleasure up to infinity. And what is most paradoxical, such pop-up windows are clicked most often. Why it happens?
The answer is simple to the point of banality – we all watch porn and transfer someone else’s sexual experience in our own beds. Seeing on the screens charming beauties with 5-th size silicone breasts and tireless stallions with horse reproductive organs, we involuntarily feel envy, although we rarely admit it. But staged shooting is radically different from real life!
For example, to produce a 20 minute clip, the actors puff for about two and a half hours. The directors are forced to do several takes of the same type in a row, the operators manage to find the angle not the first time, and the make-up artists periodically interrupt the process and correct the make-up. The technical part also brings a lot of headaches.
The best way to understand what pornstars have to deal with on a daily basis is to try and record an intimate video yourself. Even celebrities do not shun such experiences. At one time, the private strawberries of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson were leaked to the network. Today I will describe with my usual meticulousness all the stages of creating homemade porn.
Why is this needed?
Let’s start with the reasons.
1. Pay tribute to your own exhibitionism
Each girl allowed sensual thoughts about the possibility of being caught off guard at the most intimate moment. Guys are also not averse to showing off the talent of a great lover. It turns on incredibly and makes the blood run a little faster. Home photography is a great way to “see people and show yourself” without involving third parties.
2. Diversify personal life
In any relationship, there comes a moment of satiety, when all conceivable and inconceivable positions have been tried, role-playing games have been played, and satisfaction of basic needs comes down to blanket sex on the weekends. Joint discussion of the script, work on the scenery, installation of equipment and, of course, sexual intercourse in front of the camera brings together both physically and spiritually.
3. Alternative to videos from the network
Some ladies get offended when their partners masturbate while watching porn. They consider the excitement from the contemplation of other people’s delights to be indirect betrayal. As a result, the man still continues to watch dirty videos, but in secret. Feelings of guilt are invariably transferred to the marriage bed, worsening the quality of real sex. Why not provide your loved one with a movie gallery of your own production?
4. Assess yourself from the outside
Unfortunately, we are not perfect and we are not able to adequately assess ourselves. Porn will allow an unbiased look at the technique and, if necessary, work on mistakes. It is also easy to catch a partner in falsity on the screen, to understand what he likes and what is unpleasant. Absolutely all your manipulations will be reflected on the face of your lover.
5. Feel like an actor
With the advent of personal cameras, it has become a reality to touch the laurels of the great Hollywood actors. Even if you work as an ordinary office clerk, there are no barriers to the realization of ambitions. If you have deeply hidden in your soul the talent of Marilyn Monroe or David Duchovny, then do not hesitate to release it.
Without rules, nowhere
Before undressing and copulating, a strict framework must be set. Otherwise, the consequences of your actions are unpleasant to come back to haunt in the future. So, you’ve decided to make homemade porn, answer a few questions:
1. Do you really want it?
As a rule, a man is the initiator of a private erotic shooting. Women in a state of exalted intoxication often underestimate their loved ones. Those, in turn, under certain circumstances and a strong interest in your consent can be really insidious. Variants of inducement to participate in porn can be of a different nature, ranging from tearful requests to peremptory ultimatums. Both players should be interested in the game, do not enter into dirty tricks. Do what you think is right.
2. Can you trust your partner?
This is perhaps the most important question. If you have the slightest doubt about the integrity and moral principles of a loved one, then reject offers to shoot. There have been cases when, after parting, angry exes posted videos on special portals with links to social networks. Then thousands of anxious men began to persecute the unfortunate actress.
3. Will you keep the video file or erase it after the first viewing?
To avoid a scandal, this should be discussed in advance. Guys, delighted with what they see on the screen, may insist on preserving the material “for posterity”, and girls are not too eager to go down in family history in this way. As a result, everyone stays with his own opinion and is wildly offended by his beloved.
4. Where will you store the movie?
Naturally, the video is intended exclusively for private viewing. Children, friends, parents and other third parties should not accidentally find the file on the computer and click the “Play” icon for fun. Consider whether you will be transferring the recording to removable media or hiding it deep on your hard drive.
5. With whom to discuss the details of the shooting?
Do not share with friends and colleagues that there is a video that defames you. Let it stay between you and your loved one. One more joint little secret;)
10 steps to making homemade porn
Let’s say you set out to shoot really high-quality material, so you should approach each stage with the utmost responsibility. Neglecting little things is fraught with a low-quality picture. Please be patient and move to the top of the industry marked “18+”.
1. Choice of style
To get started, spend some of your time reviewing the work of professionals. Highlight the most preferred genres, because the further sequence of actions directly depends on this. Decide whether you will be filming exclusively oral sex, or standard intercourse, or a hot video with elements of BDSM, anal fisting and God knows what else. Discuss scenes you like with your partner, think about what is needed to implement them.
2. Preparation of the cast
The stars should look flawless in the frame. Do not be lazy to go to a beauty salon, get epilation, masks and peels in all places. This point also applies to men. I know many examples of pornography in which the strong half of humanity clearly loses to the weak. A positive viewing experience was negated by the actor’s dirty nails or greasy hair. By the way, if you are not aware, the shaved pubis visually increases the size of the penis.
3. Writing a script
Many people mistakenly believe that the plot in a porn film is not essential. I can assure you that this is not at all the case. As practice shows, the female audience often chooses videos that have an idea and some kind of message. There are several rules for writing a good script:
live participation in the discussion of both partners is necessary;
duration from 15 to 20 minutes, taking into account the prelude and the final shot plus / minus a three-minute prologue;
avoid hackneyed motives (the pizza delivery man and the customer, the plumber and the owner of the house), unless, of course, they are a feature of the film;
keep the dialogues natural and easy;
match the style, for example, in romantic films, dirty port curses should not slip through, and in BDSM you cannot do without a strong word;
in no case choose new poses, stop at proven variations;
predetermine the moments in which you will change position or shoot from a different angle.
It is advisable to write down all actions in as much detail as possible on paper. Such scrupulousness will protect you from failure and help you to relax, because everyone knows what awaits him on the set.
4. Choice of equipment
Thanks to technological progress, even the most seedy mobile phones have a built-in camera, let alone smartphones with FullHD. It is more convenient to use camcorders and cameras. Firstly, there are no restrictions on the duration, since you can install a memory card of any capacity. Secondly, the equipment provides image stabilization and the ability to adjust the degree of proximity. Thirdly, thanks to the built-in light correction, the picture is much better. Fourthly, the technique can be installed both on a tripod and held in the hand, focusing on the introduction and withdrawal of the penis.
5. Make-up and costumes
In principle, the selection of a suit begins already at the stage of script writing. It is important to look sexy in the frame and go beyond the gray everyday life. Do not skimp, visit a lingerie store or a sex shop and pick up an exquisite lace set, latex catsuit or whatever the director’s irrepressible fantasy tells you. It is important that clothing can be easily removed or, at worst, open access to the genitals. It looks very comical when the actors for a good half hour cannot cope with the fastening of the bra. Apply makeup, keep in mind that oily cosmetics are smeared in the process of wild coitus. Tint the most noticeable blemishes on the body (red spots on the bottom, pimples on the back, and so on).
6. Preparing the scenery
Organize your room as a movie set. Be sure to remove all unnecessary from the frame. Nothing is more distracting than the icons in the Red Corner and grandma’s knickers on the central heating radiator. Try to create a romantic atmosphere – lay plain satin sheets on the bed, curtain the window, disguise Soviet carpets with beautiful draperies. It’s not a bad idea to showcase sex toys. Even if the devices are not used for their intended purpose, they will create a sensual atmosphere. Spankers, floggers and paddles are the backdrop for bondage games, vibrators add variety to foreplay, and butt plugs add drama.
7. Arrangement of light
The camera does not tolerate twilight. Avoid candles as they are fire, as they will make your image look fine-grained and jerky. The cheapest way is to shoot in diffused daylight on the street or with the windows wide open, but there is a great risk of being discovered. In other cases, you will have to fork out and work a little. Purchase several pendant lights with 150-200W bulbs. Go to the household goods market and buy a skein of stiff wire, build a frame out of it, and wrap it with a white sheet. Place the spotlights behind the frame and place an impromptu soft light source behind the equipment.
8. Angle selection
Renowned directors are no different from mere mortals; they also fail to catch the right angle the first time. However, they do not take on the role of operator, director and actor at the same time. Do not experiment and try to set focus yourself, trust the technique and turn on the “Auto” mode. Adjust the white balance to suit the lighting. Fix the camera on a tripod, adjust the angle so that the equipment matches the light source and the main scene falls into the frame. The level should coincide with the place of deployment. Shooting from above introduces imbalance in the bodies of the actors, and from below – emphasizes the flaws in the figure.
9. Feel free to use it!
Memorize your lines, flip through the script one last time, and start acting. Try to be natural, don’t try to break your gut. Imagine that the camera does not exist and you will have amazing sex with your loved one. Do not overdo it with dynamics, pretentious gestures and wringing of hands are soaked through with fake. However, don’t make yourself an Iron Lady, trust your partner. Move to the beat of his movements, dance an erotic dance to the final chord. Change your poses more often, but do not forget to have fun, otherwise sensual pleasure will dissolve in the endless pictures from the Kamasutra.
10. Installation
Review all the footage together, highlight the most successful fragments. Launch the video editor and cut off all unnecessary, overlay pleasant music over the frames. Add titles and special effects as desired. Make the video your personal victory, a proud film that rivals the finest erotica.
Tips for aspiring stars
And finally, I would like to give you some recommendations so that the first experience of producing intimate home videos turns into a common hobby for many years of life together and gives you extremely positive emotions.
1. Attitude – 80% of success
Choose the perfect time and place when you are going to get into the art of cinema. Actors should be in a good mood, sleep well, full of strength and energy. Treat what is happening like a game, you fool around with the camera, no more, no less.
2. To each his own
Practice on regular shooting. Try varying the angle and see how the picture changes. Choose the best option for yourself. Pay attention to the type of figure, for example, apple girls cannot be removed from below, as this contours the tummy, and the shoulders of women with the type of “inverted triangle” when viewed from above seem even more massive.
3. Seriousness sometimes gets in the way
Keep it simple, relax, your stern grimace will ruin the movie. You don’t need to glare your partner and make robotic gestures. Have a few glasses of wine before you start and feel free to experiment. It’s not scary if the prepared remarks evaporate from the head – dilute the rehearsed text impromptu.
4. Don’t be monkey
Another common mistake is trying to imitate popular porn actors. Amateurs and professionals have a priori different levels, behind Sasha Gray, Jesse Jane and Evan Seinfield years of training and work in the sweat of their brows. Let your technique of performance be lame, but the spiritual component is an order of magnitude higher.
5. Move
You yourself will be bored watching lifeless bodies on the screen. Use your hands, feet, tongue, and of course your genitals. Rotate your hips, run your nails into the back of your beloved. To quote Chuck Palahniuk: “Show me passion, baby! Show me anger! “
6. Shout
Direct continuation of the previous point. Talk, mumble, whisper pleasures, shout out dirty words, banal “yeah”, “take me”, “oh, how good.” In the end – imitate passion, gradually theatrical performance will become the second nature, you will be drawn into the process.
7. Raise the degree
Turn on the atmosphere as you approach the climax. Let the action begin a little timidly, like the first kiss, and end like a wild ride of insatiable libertines. In this context, pathos and overplaying would be appropriate.
8. The camera does not exist
Quite often, partners squint at the lens or try to keep their genitals in the frame all the time. This is fundamentally wrong and spoils the final result. Of course, several times inadvertently shooting eyes and smiling in the direction of the camera is a good erotic trick, but constantly staring is the height of unprofessionalism.
9. Don’t be too hard
The first experience of shooting homemade porn can be somewhat frustrating. Everyone knows that the camera adds a few pounds, and in HD all skin imperfections are visible. This should not be a reason to stop experimenting, besides, only a select few will see the video, it will not become public. Trust me, your man loves every wrinkle and mole on your body. I will say more, he does not even think about their existence.
Girls, you, too, look at strawberries at your leisure, and this is not a secret for anyone. So it prevents you from trying yourself in a new incarnation and please your life partner. Go for it – and you will succeed!